Sterek AU: Now Derek thinks about it, his boss might have mentioned that his son was in a band. Whoops.
Peter absolutely is not attracted to the new kid who sort of maybe smells a little bit like gun oil. That would be stupid.
THERE’S BEEN AN INCIDENT AND THE PRESIDENT’S SON (WHO IS SO VERY LOVED BY THE PUBLIC) NEEDS TO BE MOVED NOW
[movie narrator voice] IN A WORLD WHERE THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD’S ONLY WEAKNESS ISHIS QUICK-TO-DODGE-SECURITY- ENTHUSIASTIC-FRESHLY-GRADUATED-FROM-COLLEGE SON, THE COUNTRY IS ON EDGE WHEN THE FIRST SON DISAPPEARS. THE RANSOM DEMAND IS HIGH BUT THE STAKES ARE CLEAR THE KIDNAPPERS MEAN TO SEND A MESSAGE AND DON’T PLAN ON RETURNING HIM ALIVE. THE ONE FORMER SECRET SERVICE AGENT WHO QUIT HIS JOB MONTHS AGO BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF GETTING TOO CLOSE TO HIS CHARGE NOW IS DETERMINED TO BRING HIM BACK
[dramatic fade to black, the music swells and then fades, and then the only sound is the slick slide of leather over skin]
Teen Wolf AU → Parrish and Lydia partner up to make the ultimate crime fighting duo.P: Maybe I needed a change. I don’t really know, I guess I kinda felt drawn here.L: I’m done with teenage boys.
what other thing?
the p s y c h i c thing
"Your orders. You told me to stop writing what I knew and start writing what I wanted to know. I want to know…you.”